Going Spaceward – You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch (Rap Remix)

You are an awful green monstrosity
A human rights atrocity
An underwhelming cross between
Disgust and animosity

A holiday carol I don’t know the words to
Why are you like this? I don’t know who hurt you
Being the ugliest thing that a person could ever give birth to
is your only virtue

You walk in and we plug up our noses
You smell like a halibut with halitosis
Surely you know this
But you are a pill I can only ingest in the smallest of doses

An unmet goal
A lump of coal
A villainous ruler beheading the peasants
Christmas is coming, you won’t get a present
‘Cause, God, you are really unpleasant

You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel.
You’re as cuddly as a cactus,
You’re as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grinch!
You’re a bad banana,
With a greasy black peel!

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